Okay a nun goes into a bar???


Sweets , Monday, 2nd of August 2010 10:18:23 PM

No,wrong one!A pregnant woman gets in a car wreck.She was pregnant with 
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twins.She was in a coma for several months and when she came to she asked 
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just fine and that her brother had them.So she called her brother and he 
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told her the twins were a boy and a girl.She asked with impatient 
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excitement what he had named the children.He said ''l named the girl 
Danice''.She asked what he named the boy.He said 
''Danephew''...giggles!Have you heard that one?
 
 
 
 
 

HUNKY CHUNKY MUNKY , Tuesday, 3rd of August 2010 12:49:04 AM

No and again so funny thanks  
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Caseydoll , Wednesday, 4th of August 2010 03:20:54 PM

Yep, but it is still funny!  
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Sweet Cakes , Thursday, 5th of August 2010 04:04:48 AM

Heard it long time ago.  
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By the way, you got it wrong, I think. I heard it with ''Denise'' and  
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''Denephew.''  
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snookiums , Friday, 6th of August 2010 07:46:55 AM

I have heard it before, but it always makes me laugh!  
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roonie , Saturday, 7th of August 2010 10:50:54 PM

no i never hear that one  
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but that was hillarious  
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hayhay , Sunday, 8th of August 2010 08:52:40 AM

LOL  
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honeybean , Monday, 9th of August 2010 08:19:32 PM

Nope, Thanks for sharing it. Now I can say I have heard it!!  
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It was really funny too!!!  
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cutie pututie , Tuesday, 10th of August 2010 03:10:26 PM

I do believe they are suppose to be Italian.  
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Ya gotta get da accent r'ght.  
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Ya know!  
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Hey Tony, Wa'ja name my kids?  
Mary Teresa, wa'ja think I named them, the girl is Denice,  
da little man, Danephew  
 
 
 
 
 

Ash , Wednesday, 11th of August 2010 03:13:15 PM

That was sooooooooo cute!!.lol  
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dark flame , Thursday, 12th of August 2010 10:00:33 AM

haha  
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Chevy Girl , Friday, 13th of August 2010 09:58:14 AM

yes lol  
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Jelly Baby , Saturday, 14th of August 2010 10:09:14 AM

old.but FUNNY!  
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lol  
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Love Butt , Sunday, 15th of August 2010 08:41:39 AM

yes lolz  
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Koko , Monday, 16th of August 2010 10:17:40 PM

lol  
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Chunky Monkey . , Tuesday, 17th of August 2010 02:03:10 AM

yes, heard it before, but still funny.  
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Bing Ta , Wednesday, 18th of August 2010 01:34:02 PM

Yes, lol  
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